dick in a box said...

1. urban sprawl sounds like a right mess. why do you call her that anyway?

2. of the people mentioned in this blog who have not yet slept with each other, who should get with whom and why?

3. who invited you?

Well, just because I want to, I'll address these in reverse order.

3) Who invited me?  Honey, this is my blog.  You invited me into your world when you clicked on the link.  Consider yourself read!

Okay, let me stop.  When I'm out with my friends and someone does or says something dumb/out of control or drops something, I always say, "Who invited her?"  So obvi, this is someone who knows (of) me outside the blog.  Hey, girl!

2) I have to applaud you, dick, on your correct use of who and whom.  Are you foreign?  And I like how you said 'yet'.  Surprisingly, most of the people mentioned here have not slept with any of the others (obviously not counting those who are dating/partnered/etc.), though some things do slip under my radar.  I do have someone in mind for Don Juan from San Juan (but he's a character whom y'all haven't met yet).  And honestly, because I'm a twisted voyeur, I'd like to be a fly on the wall for any of these guys.  People's personalities in bed can be an interesting (read: hilarious) contrast from their personalities in public.  I've heard.

1) Urban Sprawl is a right mess.  In fact, everyone mentioned in this blog is a mess in one way or another *mopping motion*, which is why you read, laugh, and comment.  The post you commented on was my commentary on a night that was not typical for her.  And I didn't blog about his diligence with his profession, his impressive academic pursuits, and his undying commitment to his family.  BTW, I've already called dibs on him if he's not partnered by 40.  As any single side of a story, this is a skewed view of a complete story.  Anyway, we call her Urban Sprawl because she works for the MTA and she just completed a masters in Urban Planning.  Plus she's obsessed with structural elements of large cities (overpasses, highways, public transit, maps/layouts, etc.).

Thank you, dick in a box, for asking these questions.  As anyone who knows me can tell you, I'm hyper social, and I love interaction with people, especially when it involves talking about ME!  Did I mention that I was a tour guide and admissions volunteer in college for this very reason?  Yeah.