It’s my goddamn birr’day!

25 Things I may or may not have done because just because it’s my birthday:

• Changed my facebook status every hour

• Winked a the hottie on the train

• Showed up to work late

• Spent 10 min tearing up my room trying to find my wallet only to realize that I wore slacks and not those jeans the day/night before

• Missed my subway stop for work (making myself even later)

• Made cookies for the office

• Made Exlax cookies for the office

• Yelled at Microsoft Office 2004 for trying to insert “Office 2004 Test Drive User”

• Pronounced “birr’day” with a Dominican accent

• Worn tight pants to work

• Flirted with the overflow of print advertising freelancers at work

• Unbuttoned an extra button on my shirt(s) that were tailored way too goddamn tight for the office anyway

• Yelled at Microsoft Office 2004 for trying to insert “Office 2004 Test Drive User” again!

• Read blogs all day

• Made fart sounds when people walked by my cube (particularly older[-looking] non-executives)

• Flossed in my cube

• Suggested that a friend show up to the Central Park water fight with a water gun full of lube (water based washes out better)

• Had allergies (ugh)

• Made fun of pleated pants in earshot of someone wearing pleated pants

• Whistled Muh Nama Nah to get it stick in other peoples’ heads

• Did a hair toss with my boss

• Is that not 25 yet?

• Given up on this list