"Today, I looked down to see a tiny spider crawling on the inside of my leg, very close to my crotch. When I tried to brush it off, it only flew a couple of inches because it was making a web between my legs. Even a spider knew that it's been a while. FML."
Meanwhile, she got some on Saturday. But damn.
In case you missed my post from yesterday... fuck that, I'm not posting a link: scroll down 2 inches.
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LOL, I wasn't referring to myself, though I found this nugget utterly hilarious and certainly worthy of adding to the list:
"You know it's been a while when..."
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