Sober Moment 7.17.09: Fun with Facebook

So my friend Loosefur lives in HK (Hell's Kitchen... a very popular gay area in NYC). He has a share in the Fire Island Pines (FiPi... a share basically means you pay 4 [or 5] figures for a certain amount of weekends in a house with other people). He doesn't like leaving HK unless it's to go to FiPi (you should have seen him kicking and screaming when Calipornia and I made him take the subway to Flatiron last night!). We call this type of gay HK2FiPi.

In other news, TTT claims to be a top. Yet, she likes TSWBs (Tall Skinny White Boys... notorious for their e n d o w m e n t).

So imagine my sheer delight when I saw this rapid-fire hilarity on my Facebook feed:

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Apparently, this Dana is a friend of Loosefur's, so their not fucking. But she's happy that her friend is moving to a place where she wouldn't ever venture. Nice!

And we have Bottomless Pitt to thank for that final gem. 

Additionally, Loosefur and I had the following exchange (with him in blue and me in white). For those of you not in NYC, HX is (was) 1 of 2 "fag rags" in NYC that's mostly used to find out what's going on at the bars each night of the week. They also have info about restaurants, articles, pictures from the Scene, and ads for "massage therapists".

Yeah, she's single.

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