Friday was supposed to be a rest day. But I wore a cute shirt to work, so I at least had to do happy hour. Pharmosexual, the young pharmacist, had invited us to his gay polo league's tournament kick off happy hour at Splash, so I rounded up a group of girls to meet there.
As I was talking to Pharmosexual and a friend of his, I saw an unbelievable ass out of the corner of my eye! Of course, it was gone by the time I tried to justify to the others why my jaw had suddenly dropped.
When I went to order my first drink, the bartender on the near side was ignoring me (hello, below 96th St.), so I walked to the far side of the bar. That's when I saw the unbelievable ass again. He was one of the bartenders, and he was wearing the letters "VIC" on one cheek and "TOR" on the other.
"Ey, whadaya want, bro! I got anything you need right here." I'd never heard so much Jersey/Statin Island accent in real life before!
"Screwdriver, splash of pineapple, please."
"Ey, bro, whateva you need, I got you: just come to me. You wanna fuck any of these bastards, I'll hook it up! You wanna make a Porno? We're shooting a porno tomorrow, and we need a dark-toned guy. You got a big cock, right?"
"Oh. My. God!" I squeeled to the Crew. "You guys have to order your next drink from the guy in the shorts with his name on the back! He's a goddamn riot!" The happy hour ended at 10. Around 5 minutes after that, i ordered a drink with Med School Mess ordering just after I did.
“Bro, you coulda ordere from my man here! He’s standing two feet away from you.” Vic said, nodding to his Chelsea-hot coworker.
“Oh wow, I totally didn’t see him there! My bad, dude… but I was checking you out, Vic!”
Vic laughed and set our drinks down, walking away. Med School Mess and I gave each other a look as we took the first sip of our free—“That’ll be $15 all together,” said the other bartender, visibly upset that the guys whom he wouldn’t notice in any other situation were ogling someone else. Maybe he was just on his period, but what bartender charges people for drinks that a different bartender makes?! That would have been my first free drink in Chelsea (the ones at XES and View Bar over a year ago don't count)!
Okay, I admit it: I found Victor incredibly hot. What, I like beefy guys (one of my many types)!
We guzzled our drinks and bade Pharmosexual goodbye, walking down 6th ave to Pieces. As often happens when The Blackout Blog’s author blacks out, the rest of the night happened in flashes. Really, the only significant thing that I remember seeing was Urban Sprawl nestling between Taye Diggs and Pubic Finance (who have been together for around 2 years now). Did I mention 2 out of 3 may have been into it? Yeah.
PS, one of the reasons I loved interacting Vic was because I instantly recognized him from this Manchattan blog post.
What's better than happy hour? OPEN BAR! Click here to check out this over the top birthday party.
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