we started making porn scenes (just another Sunday)

The first Sunday in August is when NYC usually does Black Pride on Riis Beach in Queens, but the weather was pretty crappy. I woke up in the Village on Sunday morning (yeah, it happens), so I texted everyone and suggested we go to drunk bruch at Maracas instead.

I had an hour and a half to kill in the Village. I could have done something productive, like sat in a Starbucks and worked on the blog. But it just so happens that my resurrected Adam4Adam profile* got me an email from a hot foreign shop keeper. And you all know how I love accents. I stopped in and burned a good 40 minutes there. I really do need to ask him if that stock room has a camera.

As expected, everyone was late, so we ended up sitting down almost a half hour after we’d planned. But the waitress kept the unlimited margaritas and bloody maries coming! And because we’re tragically immature, we started making porn scenes out of the plastic animals that came in our drinks.

Foodvu. Someone on Twitter said I was the voyeur in the background.

It only got worse.

When we finished brunch, we moseyed down to Pieces for a couple of drinks before heading to the Pier to work on the Gatorade bottle that I’d packed.

I used to make fun of my boys for playing the Photo Hunt game in the corner at Chi Chi's (sometimes for as long as an hour), but it’s actually a lot of fun! They have ridiculous categories (including straight-guy-targeted porn photos). Between our various mental imbalances diverse skill sets, we were able to put up a couple of high scores, which is kind of an ego boost until you consider that we were quadruple-teaming the game.

After a short break for some sushi in Chelsea, Memen, Bottomless Pitt and I stumbled across the street to XES, arriving a bit early for karaoke. Menen works for a school (summer break much), so when he considered going home early, I responded, “What do you have to do tomorrow morning?”

“Oh, right. Nothing!”

“Make hers a double.”

Did I mention that I stumbled to Duplex’s duplex around 1, and I was still wobbly on my feet for the next 3 days (which happened to be just enough recovery time for DR!P)? Yeah.

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*and by resurrected A4A profile, I mean the new one I just made for the blog that I'm totally not supposed to use for meeting guys because the pictures are from a year ago!