don't come after my friends over stupid shit (Underwear Party at Pieces)

Med School Mess had somehow found out that Pieces was having another underwear party. I arrived a bit after midnight to find less than half the bar participating. But of course the Ivy League Crew et al. was letting it all hang out.

Some more than others.

At first, I was reluctant to strip down because it seemed like everyone else was clothed, but when I saw the other clique of almost-naked boys go outside to smoke (all still in their underwear), I figured there were worse things I could do than to show my trunks and undershirt.

It came to my attention that Urban Sprawl was wearing Champion underwear. Not that there's anything wrong with Champion. I'm sure they're very comfortable and reasonably priced, but that's not the first brand I'd show off on the waist band. And really, any night out could end up with you in your undies, so always come out prepared! Anyway, some jackass queen tried to diss Urban Sprawl after some playful comment Urban Sprawl had made.

Jackass: "Oh, and this is coming from someone wearing Champion underwear? Really, Mr. Champion?"

Me (I wasn't even in the convo; I was just standing near): "You know, labels are what they are, but I like to say that the best accessory one can show off is abs..." As I said this, I showed him the following picture of Urban Sprawl from a half hour before.

"...And abs she has." That shut her up real quick.

Let that be a lesson: don't come after my friends over stupid shit. She's lucky I spoke up before Bottomless Pitt had a chance to go all ad homonim on her ass.

For some reason, Botomlesd Pitt couldn't stand to be at Pieces any longer, so he and I unchecked our clothes (why was she check ticket #1!) and went to Chi Chi's.

On the way, a cute Latin guy asked, "Where's Christopher Street?"

Me: "You're on Christpoher St., dude."

Him: "Okay, but where are the gay clubs at?"

Me: "That depends on what your looking for."

Him: "Well, I wanna go where the black people hang out."

Bottomless Pitt: "You're coming with us."

On the walk over, we learned that he was a 23-year-old undergrad who had just moved from Hollywood and was living and learning in Queens (not far from where my grandmother lives). He felt right at home at Chi Chi's.

Not long after we arrived, MicHELLe walked in. Within half a drink's time, she and Hollywood were making out on the Photo Hunt machine in the corner (affectionally dubbed "Porno Findo" by Bottomless Pitt).

Meanwhile, a very cute cubish guy that I had noticed at Pieces had made his way to Chi Chi's. At one point, he was standing directly in front of Bottomless Pitt, so just to be an ass, I pushed Pitt's arm so that it hit the cub's butt. He turned around, conversation ensued, and the following happened.

Did I mention that there should be some kind of major reward for getting two friends laid in the same night (that's more than Obama's done to earn a Nobel Peace Prize... still love him, but I'm just sayin')? Yeah!

BTW, there are so many good pictures that couldn't fit into this post, so stay tuned for more photos on my Facebook profile. And add me as a friend!

Click here to check out the insanity of the underwear party before this one at Pieces.

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