Sober Moment 10.2.09: Fun with Blog Stats

Every month, I review the stats for my blog: how many hits I got; what posts got the most hits; what regions/cities/countries yielded me the most hits; etc. But the most entertaining part of reviewing my blog's stats is seeing the Google searches that brought people to my blog. 

Of the 445 Google (et al.) searches that landed people on my blog, here are some of the highlights.

Blog/internet related:

“grindr” knees***

blackout blog dog.com*

blog horrible funny manhunt profiles

broke straight boys blogs***

Throuple Justin

www . the blackout blog . com [that’s how I type it in messages on a4a and Manhunt]

Sexual:

“foot worship” “long island”

dangers of fisting

fisting dangers

latino bear video

sitting on a black guy

Fetish:

assless chaps for men for Halloween

assless chaps porn

assless chaps village people pictures***

bear ass chaps**

big tits and leather chaps 

bottomless leather chaps*

gay tighty whitey blogs

gay tighty wighty [huh?]

mistress yin**

pink assless chaps

slutty swimwear

super slutty swimwear

Celeb Related:

“Matthew Camp” porn***

Aretha hat whitney restaurant September 12,2009 youtube

colton ford with francois sagat [Does that exist?! I'm SO googling that one I post this!]

en vogue dawn tits

WTF:

“daddy daddy rich rich”

black guy bologna

catwalk topless and bottomless harness

dorctor my daddy had sex with me*

iphone spilled alcohol [that sucks!]

protein diet and beer blackout

wendy j cochran facebook [huh?]

90 searches included: how to…. Facebook

25 searches included: limited profile… Facebook

* denotes less than a minute spent on the blog by the searcher

** denotes less than 5 minutes spent on the blog by that searcher

*** denotes more than 5 minutes spent on the blog by that searcher

Speaking of protein diet and beer blackout, click here to check out the results of my 10-week beach body program (i.e., the reason why half my jeans are splitting).