Facebook tends to bring out the best and worst in people. Especially those of us with desk jobs and data plans on their mobile phones. My friends are ridiculous in person, and their online antics aren’t far off either.
Recently, things have shifted at work, and now I'm the only male on my immediate team. And as a result, I get asked to lift things (“Oh, you go to the gym…”). Insert school-snob comment. But I deal with it as it comes.
I am anti-sexism. When it’s convenient.
Facebook also brings out the grammar snob in me. This Facebook friend is currently living in another country.
Just because you don’t use it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
And sometimes my friends just get childish.
That was Med School Mess, btw. And it had nothing to do with anything on the thread. And it really does last 10 minutes.
MicHELLe is the second most number-gettingest queen I know. But for her, it’s often a way to end a conversation with someone who’s not going to give her what she wants.
Me: “Oh, I see you got his number!”
Her: “Yeah… boyfriend. It was more ‘Hey, so let me get your number. We’ll hang out sometime!’”
Did I mention that these are often open-bar functions?
Yeah.
And lastly, we have a thread from Bottomless Pitt’s status. She often has amazingly funny threads following her (often drunk) status updates. This just happened to be one that was understandable without a year of context.
It’s funny because I could see the dwarf kebab thing actually happening.
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2 comments:
When you say that MicHELLE is the "second-most number gettingest queen I know," please tell me that I'm not the first. I know I get a lot of numbers, but I definitely think MicHELLE gets more than I do. And by the way, I do want to know who that number 1 person is.
From what I've seen, #1 is TTT.
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