Sober Moment 2.17.10: Fun With Grindr (Call me)

So, I mostly make fun of Grindr profiles with these posts, but there are a lot of really hot profiles on Grindr. So call me. Seriously.

…because I can’t get enough of accents or power tools… and I need help installing my new curtains.

(Check out his website… he’s actually very charming)

…because I took Spanish in high school y podría dártelo por diez minutos al máximo toda la noche.

…because we may or may not be the same person.

…because there has to be an awesome story behind this.

…because my gut is totally smokin’. And I also know how to use photoshop.

(It’s cute how her nipple is winking at me.)

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