To kick off my posts about Australia, I’d like to share some Grindr posts from Down Under. Yes, they have Grindr down there. And yes, it’s just as ridiculous. If not more so!
People act like they’ve never seen an African American who works out before! Then again, most of them probably haven't. Which is why I’m planning on going back before I lose the abs.
So, I mostly make fun of Grindr profiles with these posts, but there are a lot of really hot profiles on Grindr. So call me. Seriously.
Call Me…
…because I, too, believe Victoria Beckham didn't go nearly blonde enough.
…because I wanna see a human shed his skin like a snake. Shit, even I started peeling after sunning myself in Oz!
…because I still haven’t switched to the metric system. But really, how am I on your screen 116.8 miles away!
…because some of you Aussies get it.
…because some of you Aussies don’t. As I always say with friends who try to claim Native American: do you have paperwork? Could you get a scholarship for college?!
…because I’m probably the only guy you’ll find in a (former) British colony who fits every single one of your caveats. Especially that penultimate one.
…because I like your accent (read: I’ll do whatever the fuck you say! Note: Aussies do say WOOF).
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My online social networking is never this interesting. I must re-iterate I love the "Fun with...Grindr/a4a/manhunt" series.
How is this a sober moment? i highly doubt you were sober while on Grindr in Australia. In fact, I'm willing to bet you were hardly sober at all while in Australia.
You would think right?
90% of my Grindring happened in a restaurant with free wifi that shut off at 7pm. I wasn't trying to pay hundreds in data roaming charges.
Believe it or not, I kept my intake relatively low in Oz so that I could actually remember stuff to write about.
In fact, quite a few things didn't happen as much as one might think Down Under.
one of them is me lol
one of them is me lol
One of them is I!
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