Fun with Grindr: FoSkin 4 lYfe!

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…because fitness is a lifestyle.

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…because you understand the humor in irony. Right?...

…because you have a strong grasp on reality. And it’s totally your new phone.

…because I have Xanax. But you’re gonna have to get within 100 feet of me if you want it.

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