Call me….
…because I’m into the Jersey Shore fake tan thing… just make sure not to miss your hands next time.
…because your eye liner and manicure beg to differ. I really don’t care. But I hope you like it doggystyle: you're not getting that black hair spray paint on my sheets.
…because the sex is going to be just as one-sided as this convo.
…because guys with nice bodies always have cute faces. Besides, my pillow doesn’t care if you’re cute.
…because you’re a cute NYU freshman in a relationship with a Grindr profile. I give it a month.
…but text the safety word before you come.
…because Christmas is cummin’ early this year!!
(Can you bring an elf for my friend… preferably a Ginger.)
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awesome!
awesome!
HA HA HA HAAHA!!! (melody) Santa Claus is cumming to towwwwnn.
Oh yeah, I so buy the "just looking for friends" bit which actually means "Yep, I'm on here because I'm looking for someone better but will stay in the security blanket of my current relationship because I am weak and unable to function on my own."
Thanks, Brett.
Sprawl, I think he genuinely thought he'd find friends on Grindr. Young, pretty gays really aren't that smart.
Not-Goth-Dude is pretty darn sexy. If he got black hair spray on my sheets, I wouldn't mind at all...
You know I'm always a fan of these posts of yours...until I end up on it. No no, I can't do Grindr!
~A
Whitey,
Turns out he's a friend of a guy who follows me on Twitter. He's taken.
#boyfriendsarerelative #heredrinkthis
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