Call me…
…because you have an eye for detail. We know you spent an hour getting the text to line up with your pic.
…because, er… okay, not gonna lie: I stopped listening 3 lines ago.
…because…. Huh?
*checks settings*
How the hell did you get past my age filter?
…wait, don’t. Stereotyping iphone cases is so unsexy.
…because you could learn a thing or two from the Gaga gays. For starters: we go to the gym.
…because you gotta make sure those parts still work. Use it or lose it, baby!
Well, you won’t. But look at those stats! I think 40's an appropriate age to learn the different between discrete and discreet.
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