Call me…
…because I can totally balance out that cosmo you ordered… bro.
…crap, he did! I’m guessing he’s not referring to actual procreation.
…because you remind me of Lindsay Lohan (just a little Fosse).
…because your brand needs my help: you’re marketing yourself as a fat, unemployed weirdo.
…because I have someone I want you to meet:
Hope you're ready to get wet, dude! And BTW, I only cut off half your head.
…because you're a clever, slutty drunk. And I’ve been known to appreciate a bit of TSWB syndrome.
…because I need you to stop giving away my secret.
PS, can you get me a discount to David Barton Nightlcub Gym? I'd recognize that lighting scheme anywhere!
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4 comments:
I love these fun with grindr posts because there is so little reading involved in the pay-off:) Yay pictures!!
TheBlackoutBlog: capitalizing on the deterioration of society since 2008.
Great post. So anyway, do you know how to put a little flag (or 5) next to your screen name on Grindr?
LOL, whore.
You have to download those picture fonts on your phone. A friend says it's called Emoji on the app store, and I'm sure there's a few apps like that.
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