Fun with Qrushr: clearly the product of abstinence-only sex ed

Qrushr, much like Grindr, is a gay LBS app that tells you how far guys are away from you. For “social networking” purposes, of course. Click to enlarge.

Damn, you guys are really investing in the wrong closets. An Anderson Cooper endorsement is not reliable! The girl in the background is laughing because she can see your profile text.

Okay, I know I’m wrong for not blurring, but his eyes are half the fun. I’m convinced he speaks perfect English: he just typed this right after he took this picture.

Kids today are confusing bisexual and bigender! This is clearly the product of abstinence-only sex ed. Then again, so are Sarah Palin’s grandkids.

I. Just. Can’t. His second picture was him making the same face with his dick out. Managed to aim that one perfectly.

You know, I like an older man who can communicate clearly. Email me. No, seriously. I’ll go the 5.8 kilometers to avoid flakey Manhattan-dwelling 20-somethings.

I could deal with the smoke (even if it is tobacco). I could deal with the cupping of your chest to make your pecs look bigger. But the two together: it’s a lot of look.

(whom am I kidding: if he were closer and had an accent, I’d be there in a heartbeat)

Really, this gem speaks for itself. The only commentary I could add is that I swiped to his second pic and realized that I knew him! BTW, if this were your iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch, you could tap the picture to make the text and border go away. I could have posted that version, but that'd just be vulgar!

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