To kick off my posts about Australia, I’d like to share some Grindr posts from Down Under. Yes, they have Grindr down there. And yes, it’s just as ridiculous. If not more so!
People act like they’ve never seen an African American who works out before! Then again, most of them probably haven't. Which is why I’m planning on going back before I lose the abs.
So, I mostly make fun of Grindr profiles with these posts, but there are a lot of really hot profiles on Grindr. So call me. Seriously.
…because I, too, believe Victoria Beckham didn't go nearly blonde enough.
…because I wanna see a human shed his skin like a snake. Shit, even I started peeling after sunning myself in Oz!
…because I still haven’t switched to the metric system. But really, how am I on your screen 116.8 miles away!
…because some of you Aussies get it.
…because some of you Aussies don’t. As I always say with friends who try to claim Native American: do you have paperwork? Could you get a scholarship for college?!
…because I’m probably the only guy you’ll find in a (former) British colony who fits every single one of your caveats. Especially that penultimate one.
…because I like your accent (read: I’ll do whatever the fuck you say! Note: Aussies do say WOOF).
Australia adventures to follow. For now, click here to check out more Fun with Grindr.