Fun with Grindr: I’m gonna guess you’re open on Sundays.

Call Me…

…because…

…we have bigger apartments uptown.

…because…

…I’m gonna guess you’re open on Sundays.

…because…

…you’re the most honest person on this app.

…because…

…putting “read my full profile” at the end of your profile shows you’re serious.

…because…

…er… can I get salt all around that RIM RIM RIM RIM?

(Please, I was totally talking about my Blackberry)

…because…

…I have shirtless photos in at least 10 different lighting schemes. Now are you gonna blow me or not!

…because…

…hashtags: #ur #doin #it #rong

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