Fun with Grindr: I’m looking at you, Northern California

Call Me…

…because…

…we both know you had no idea where you were staying when you got on that ferry.

…because…

…oh wait, you did!

…because…

...I really don’t care unless one of those messages is your “package.”

…because…

...I totally agree… and I got something for that yawn.

…because…

…I really hope “it” refers to your legs. Then again, with a body like that, who cares about spelling errors!

…because…

...I’m gonna guess that from all those masks on the wall, I’m just your type.

(but if you come at me all “Yo yo yo!” I’m kicking your ass to the curb)

(I’m looking at you, Northern California)

…because…

…you probably can’t hear me woofing at you under water. #drool

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