Okay, so I know some of you are reading these posts and judging my ‘slutty’ behavior on this cruise. But I was relatively tame compared to some that I heard about (especially the guy I heard described, not as the Face of Atlantis, but as the Ass of Atlantis). And it turns out the sluttiness wasn't just happening in person.
When we landed in Fort Lauderdale and while we were the dock on the ship, I logged onto Grindr to check out the local scene. And girl, it was FILLED with gays letting guys know that they were going on this cruise! Here’s a sampling of the profiles:
Well, I suppose that somewhere in the universe, there's a gay cruise where couples say monogamous throughout the trip. But honey, this ain't it!
You get 2 lines of text for your profile, and that's what you want us to know?
By LTR, she means a 'cruise boyfriend' for the week.
He's really good! He's been teaching for as long as he's been using this photo.
"Honey, I'm sorry!"
"You mean to tell me you thought a grid of shirtless guys was a good place for us to make new friends!"
"How is that any different from this ship?"
"...you're still sleeping on the couch."
"Yo soy loca con mi tigre!"
At what age does it become inappropriate to be 'stoked'...
And this isn't even the full extent of the online sluttiness that I witnessed on this boat. More to come.
Click here to check out more Fun with Grindr.
Click here to check out our pre-boarding night in Fort Lauderdale.
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1 comments:
ROTFL. Especially at friends & conversation. That's REAL nice hon!!
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